Good Thing She Threw Out Her Tax Records. And Is A Strapless Dress The New Staple?

I saw a box outside my neighbor's house today. It read on the side, "Income taxes 1985."
Phew. It's a good thing she is throwing out her tax records, almost 3 DECADES LATER.
That box has outlived almost seven presidential terms.

Is the new must-have while taking a final exam, a strapless dress?

That is what I saw recently.
What is the point?

THE END.

Alice

n.d.h.
Now new and improved.