Wednesday, May 2, 2012

I Smelled Three Weird Smells In A Row, Goodbye To Khloe and Lamar, and An Old Farmer's Advice.


Readers:

The Blogathon continues.

The other day as I was walking into class, I smelled 3 different strong scents of perfume in a time span of about 30 seconds.
Maybe my olfactory powers are overly strong.
But ... I don't think so.

Overly strong perfume is not my favorite thing to smell. The worst part is there is no way to avoid it. Often, it is in your nostrils before you know it.

If you wear a forceful scent, you are probably the only one that likes it.

In News That Is Pretty Much Completely Useless: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom (Dallas residents) have decided to stop filming their reality show.

Khloe recently told US Weekly, "Our show is not cancelled. Lamar and I have chosen to take a break this summer. We've been on a whirlwind doing back-to-back shows."
Awww,
poor baby.

As I have mentioned in a previous blog, my friend Gloria recently spied Khloe texting like a maniac, at a Dallas Mavericks game.

So, the saddening tragedy of their show being put on pause, combined with Lamar's "firing" from the Dallas Mavericks, can only mean ONE thing: No More Khloe Presence At Dallas Mavericks games.


Now, for some News You Can Use: I witnessed a girl wearing very low sweatpants with a white tank top Monday, while at Richland College.

AAAAAAAH. Here is where I scream. It's the recrudescence of sweatpants. They will NOT go away.

Finally, someone I know recently shared a humorous list of "An Old Farmer's Advice." The friend brought this list to a Toastmaster's meeting.

Here, my farm dwellers, are 2 gems from the list.
"It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge."

And, why not...
"Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads."

THE END.

Alice

(Also known as, north dallas homegirl).
(I used to be, blogging brunette bombshell).

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