Friday, May 11, 2012

Do You Sleep In The Greyhound Station? And Happy Mother's Day To The Mommas


Dear joyous, not High-maintenance readers:


The other day someone left a note on my mom's car. It was after they felt she had parked to close to them at the grocery store. The writer of the note used a little post-it that said "high maintenance" on it, exemplified by a little cartoon. The note said, "You Are Lucky You Don't Have A Big Dent In Your Side For Parking So F*** Close."

Needless to say, the writer of the note cannot spell.

I have been angry at others before for parking super close to me. But, I usually just look around awkwardly for the culprit, to give them a dirty look, then drive off.

So, even more needless to say, it is low-class and odd to leave such a note. Definitely not "high maintenance" in a good way. Or at all.

Next:
Today I was in the Greyhound station. I saw a girl who made a comfy, cozy resting area on the floor, and decided to take a nap. Maybe she had been traveling for a long time and was super tired. However, I can't imagine the floor of the Greyhound station is a comfy place to get 40 winks.

Happy early mother's day to all the "mommas."

The End.

Alice
n.d.h.

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