Dear everyone, even my reader (notice it's SINGULAR)
in Russia:
It's kind of a crude post, but as usual it must be said:
A tale of confusion: a few weeks ago, I was sitting in a study area at Richland College, and i heard a man in his 20s say to his friend:
" I woke up, and it was balls to the wall. " The guy had been talking animatedly to his friend.
OKAY...
I don't even know how to write "Okay.." in this post the way I was thinking it that day. It's more like, Okaaaaaaaaaaaay.
I do not know what it means. Either he was in a hurry that morning, or someone literally put that body part on the wall for him.
So, Gentle Readers, if you would like to enlighten me, that is fine.
I did not ask the animated guy that day, but I did do a double take. I kept listening, but no more gems were in that conversation, sadly.
Also: a couple (or so) weeks ago, I saw a high school girl walking to the bus stop. She was carrying a styrofoam cup that looked like it had coffee in it. I drove along, gripped with curiosity...
WHO DRINKS COFFEE IN HIGH SCHOOL ?
I did not drink coffee until college. I was thinking, is this some kind of new trend ??????????????????????????? (question mark overload).
N.d.h. is confused: was she trying to look cool, or does she really enjoy the delicious coffee?
Anyway, I sort of stared and drove off, it was really awkward !
But this is all straight from the daily GRIND. Do you get it ?
Whatever that means. Don't ask me, I am just the blogger.
Luv,
Alice
(n.d.h.)
New contest coming soon !
1 comment:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Alice, Alice, Alice. It's your ex-lover boy Jay. Just kidding. When guys use that term balls to the wall, it usually means they have full focus on something they're doing.
Don't you know these kids are growing up faster? Yes high schoolers are drinking coffee. When they hang out casually, they go to Starbucks or some other coffee spot. I'm surprised you're just realizing that.
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