"I Notice That You Got It
You Notice That I Want It
You Know That I Can Take It To The Next Level Ba-by !
If You Want This Good Bitch (?) (Huh)
Sicker Than The Remix
Baby Let Me Blow Your Mind Tonight"
Dear balanced-diet readers:
Yes, those were actual lyrics from a Britney Spears "song," called Till the World Ends.
"Keep on Dancing Till The World Ends" is the other refrain.
Even though I have heard this song incessantly...
I am not going to explain why people should not listen to Britney Spears or why the song DOES NOT HAVE A REASON TO EXIST. (Yes, it was written by Kesha).
Actually, you can listen to Britney all you want.
Simply put: Doesn't Britney know that the world ended on May 21 ????????????? (question mark overload).
So, Britney is either: REALLY BEHIND, or just a futurist.
If people really decide to dance "until the world ends," that is going to get really tiring.
To Britney: HIT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME.
Also: I found 1/2 of a penny the other day in a parking lot. I left it there, in my puzzled state.
I am either somewhat lucky, or God is sending me a mixed message.
with pain in my heart,
Alice
n.d.h.
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