Monday, May 30, 2011

I notice that you got it... you notice that I want it... I write this on a grave note

"I Notice That You Got It

You Notice That I Want It

You Know That I Can Take It To The Next Level Ba-by !

If You Want This Good Bitch (?) (Huh)

Sicker Than The Remix

Baby Let Me Blow Your Mind Tonight"

Dear balanced-diet readers:

Yes, those were actual lyrics from a Britney Spears "song," called Till the World Ends.
"Keep on Dancing Till The World Ends" is the other refrain.

Even though I have heard this song incessantly...

I am not going to explain why people should not listen to Britney Spears or why the song DOES NOT HAVE A REASON TO EXIST. (Yes, it was written by Kesha).
Actually, you can listen to Britney all you want.

Simply put: Doesn't Britney know that the world ended on May 21 ????????????? (question mark overload).
So, Britney is either: REALLY BEHIND, or just a futurist.

If people really decide to dance "until the world ends," that is going to get really tiring.

To Britney: HIT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME.


Also: I found 1/2 of a penny the other day in a parking lot. I left it there, in my puzzled state.

I am either somewhat lucky, or God is sending me a mixed message.

with pain in my heart,

Alice


n.d.h.

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