My Clueless Moment

Dear Gentle and also Aggressive readers:

Before My Clueless Moment, I must share the following. You can call it a jealous moment.
Inside a Mexican hair salon today, I quickly glanced at the TV. There was a TV show on called Se Vale, (it is the first time I have seen it. The link is below. It is on Televisa):
Se Vale T.V. show
So, you are probably wondering WHY is n.d.h. writing about: some cheesy show?
Because I was momentarily transfixed by what I saw.
On the screen there was an Asian woman in a sparkly, clingy black leotard doing gymnastics inside a huge ring, with a big smile on her face that said: "EVERYONE should do gymnastics inside a huge ring... if you don't, there is something wrong with you."

Although I briefly wondered, "why does this show even exist??????????????????????????????" ( question mark overload ), I was briefly jealous of the flexible Asian woman, and I WANTED TO DO GYMNASTICS INSIDE A HUGE RING.
My Clueless Moment:
I was standing outside with a couple of neighbors(during a HUGE storm with hail), when one of them started talking about a drink.
I believe that it was called the "Gorilla Fart" (I do not make this stuff up!)
The neighbor stated that the makers of the drink usually put Wild Turkey in it. Apparently Wild Turkey is a type of Bourbon, and I did not know that.
A man in his late 30's or early 40's, who wears 2 earrings, drives a convertible and lives in the next building, put his hand on my shoulder and said, "You Don't Drink That Much, Do You, SUGAR?????????????"
I think I laughed. However, in hindsight my clueless moment would have been slightly funnier if I would have said: "not everyday, like you," which is actually what I was thinking.
The man in his 30s or 40s went on to say that he and his friends are "lushes on the weekends."

Again... I do not make anything up.

I would tell you what I have been listening to, but unfortunately I keep hearing a Rihanna song OVER and OVER...
maybe I will switch to classical.

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Love,
your devoted blogger,
Alice