The heat is making things BLURRY. Since I do not have an exciting life of non stop fun, shopping and turning down offers from _______________(YOU PRINT AND FILL IN FAMOUS NON-REHAB and AVAILABLE ACTOR HERE) I have to blog about this:
The awkward line moment:
I was in line at the:
when all of a sudden! there was a large, bordering on obese woman in front of me in a motorized scooter and with an oxygen tank.
While I did not get an excellent look at the O2, I did see the oxygen was either strapped to her back or to the back of the "motorized scooter."
I was trying to bide my time looking at the many movie selections, not the least of which was "Bad Teacher"...
the "oxygen tank moviegoer", wearing a plaid shirt, was taking her sweet time... and my movie was going to start... she was probably going to run out of O2... if she did not hurry up..
So I asked the sickly moviegoer, "ma'am, are you in line, or just looking???" She responded, "I'm in line," with a huge Texas accent.
A couple of people nearby looked on in awe, seemingly not believing that I had just SPOKEN to the "oxygen mistress"...
also, I purchased a shampoo that is called "Rehab" from a store called Lush... at the register, I got drawn into a conversation with a Lush employee and felt like I had to explain why I was buying it, so I said, "I don't wash my hair enough, and it needs Rehab."
from the hottest place on earth,
Alice (n.d.h.)
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