Friday, July 24, 2009

My Next Assignment: The Palms Beer Express. Se Solicita Senoritas.

Hi Loyal, Idiosyncratic Readers (Look it up if you do not know--Quick, there's a dictionary nearby!):

There is a place called The Palms Beer Express on Northwest Highway (West Dallas), and outside they have a sign that says in BIG letters, "Se Solicita Senoritas 18 + ." This translates to "Hiring Girls 18 +."
It is not a pretty place from the outside, mind you. I am thinking of going undercover and trying to become a "senorita" just to see what it is like so I can do a story for this blog. It would be an NDH Exclusive.

Have I told you yet that this blog is composed of 100% NATURAL Ingredients?? Do not read Arianna Huffington's blog or Malcolm Gladwell's blog. You will get a greater benefit by reading my blog. Plus, your day will be brightened.
Well, have to go for now. Overheard in Mc Donald's yesterday ( A flirty old couple was sitting across from me -- they were both nicely dressed. The woman had white hair and the man had no hair. It sounded like they were on a first date):
Woman: I like your shirt.
Man: Thank you.
Woman: Did you send away for it or something?
Man: No, I don't do that!

Both of them laughed hysterically. I was laughing to myself.

Give Love, Peace, Hope and Luck. I'm Audi 3000.

Alice

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