Sunday, July 26, 2009

How Did I End up Living In A Place Where it Gets So Hot??

Hi Gentle Readers:

A question to the world, since you know everything ... How did I ever end up living in a place where it gets to be 101 degrees and 110 degrees sometimes?? And in a neighborhood with mostly retired people?? Back to the original question. How does ANYONE "end up" where they are?

Yesterday there was a guy (maybe in his early 20s with a funny haircut) putting little flyers on peoples' cars near Barnes and Noble and I asked him what the flyer was. He said it was something that would explain "The Mystery of Life!" and "Why we're all here." For a brief moment I was thinking, Phew!!!! After 32 Years, I finally get to find out! This must have been what I was waiting for all along! I read it and it contained all super-religious writings. I did not find out anything new or revealing. Bummer.

Rod Stewart is coming to concert and I do not think I will be going. I will sing Maggie May to myself.
Go discover life's mysteries. And drink a Jolt soda. I cannot think of any more funny foods!
Um, stay gentle, readers.
Gotta go ponder how I got here.
Um, bye.

Alice

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