Showing posts with label jingle bell run. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jingle bell run. Show all posts

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Go See Justin Timberlake, Or Just Stay Home And Make Mixtapes

I ran the turkey trot on thanksgiving. While it was chilly, where else can you run down the street with 30,000 turkeys?
Truthfully my team believes there were not 30,000 people there. However, this was the figure announced.

2 Events:
Justin Timberlake brings his Oh-so-Justin tour to the American Airlines Center on Dec. 4. While staying home and listening to 'NSYNC albums may be equally rewarding, if you GO you can stay and hang out at the A.A.C for...

Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar on December 6 at 8 p.m.
While Kendrick Lamar may be the more gifted performer, you don't want to miss out on what the headliner of the tour will say next.


The End--
Alice

Don't neglect the Jingle Bell Run on December 23. It begins at 7 p.m., but even if you don't run, you can still be FESTIVE at the post-race party with other jinglers.

*The hot dog vendor at Main and Akard appears to be missing.

*Thanks for reading.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

A Brazilian Butt Lift Will Make You More "Attractive And Sensuous"

Hello all,
I was reading a magazine that came in the mail, when I read about the Brazilian Butt Lift. News to me!

The Brazilian Butt Lift is supposed to "fill the upper quadrant of your buttocks so that the butt appears lifted and perky."
The magazine also stated, "the resulting effect is that the woman appears more attractive and sensuous."
Huh?
I feel sorry for any woman who feels she needs to fill the upper quadrant of her buttocks in order to be more "attractive and sensuous."

I am sure that the Brazilian Butt Lift will NOT, in fact, turn you into a Brazilian Hottie.

The Brazilian Butt Lift is performed by Dr. Otto Huertas in Dallas.
If you are, in fact, interested, call his sexy phone at 972-279-9000.

Thank you for reading my tiny little blog.
And have a great 2013.
I can't get out of saying: merry christmas.

Alice
North Dallas Homegirl

An American flag taken recently, at the Dallas Jingle Bell Run. I don't know why I like this picture, but I do. The Hilton Anatole is in the background.