Wednesday, October 12, 2011

A Series Of Sentences, Which Will Allow You To Have A Fretful Amount Of: Fun

My preface is please do not forget to go to The Magnet Project. It is my 'other' page, which raises awareness about homelessness.
It is also located on the right hand column of the page.

Hello:

A Thrilling Update from the file, My Traveling News: I recently traveled to Mexico and as such, was required to pass through security at the Dallas airport.

While there, I was required to pass through the Explosive Detecting Booth (My words, not the Transportation Security Administration's)... which looks both scary and disconcerting.

As I stood awkwardly in the contraption, a jovial T.S.A. agent, who was in his 30s, instructed me to: "Put your hands up like a:


ballerina."
It just made me feel more awkward. I am wondering if it is the T.S.A. agent's favorite line, and if he uses it 700 times a day.

In other news... I visited a restaurant in Guadalajara, Mexico. I was in a large group. We had an over-attentive waiter:

His name is Abraham. Due to his waiter-ing skills, he even took away a couple of items that I STILL NEEDED.
However, he let me take his picture... and laughed when I said I would not post the picture on facebook.

Finally... last Saturday (the 8th) was the big University of Texas / University of Oklahoma football game. As evidence, witness the skating rink at the Galleria mall in Dallas :

(Kids, skate over the team you hate the most!!!! Don't skate over the other team.).
Every year I go through the same thing. Should I pretend like I care???
While not a difficult decision, this year I decided not to care too much about EITHER team.

While I saw ... to my dissatisfaction, mobs wandering proudly in their school colors, I was not a big fan of either mob.

In Music Highlights... I am re-visiting a Beyonce classic album, the one which contains "Crazy In Love."

Goodnight,
Have a "badass" night ...

Alice, or (n.d.h.)

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