Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Hey! Who Threw That Popcorn?

gentle readers:

Recently I was in a movie theatre at an Undisclosed location. A little while after I sat down, a couple (They were a younger couple, speaking only Spanish. The woman had a very large purse.) sat next to me. The trouble ensued when they decided to speak in regular voices throughout the whole movie. What? I thought, very disturbed. How dare they interfere with No Strings Attached, a movie I had been waiting ages to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! exclamation mark overload.

After I got tired of hearing them chit chat over the movie, I threw one kernel of popcorn at them.

But this was not effective. So, when it was getting toward the end of the movie, I threw a fistful of popcorn at them. After this, I quickly made my exit. Although I did not get to see their reaction, I am hoping that they were like, "Hey! Who threw that popcorn?" Next time I am just going to tell them, "Callate!" TRUE STORY.

I heard an announcement on 106.1 FM for a Kesha concert (it was Super Bowl related) at the Bud Light Hotel in Dallas.

Why do we have a Bud Light Hotel and where is it located???????? question mark overload. Are you supposed to drink Bud Light there?????? I am SO confused.

Well, there is more to write, but for now, goodbye.
Staying warm in my Snuggie,

Alice

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