Sorry, Can't Write Much, Have to Go Catch a Turkey

Turkey Day Stuff:


I thought I saw a guy doing coke in his car at 7-11 nearby the other day. He (maybe in his early 20s and chubby) had his door wide open and it was taking up two parking spots so I honked so he would shut the door a little, and he did not. Then when I looked over, he was bending over the passnger seat and it looked like he was doing something with a straw. Maybe he was doing something else. It is just an observation.

Are you ready for Holiday H***? I am going to go on a turkey binge. No, not really!!

Why do people eat turkey on Thanksgiving and not Spam? Why not eat Chicken A La King (more delicious)?? The Native Americans started us on a bad tradition more than 200 years ago. You can always boycott Thanksgiving and go to 1.) Mexico City, Mexico or 2.) Canada, depending on which is closer. Just a suggestion, dear readers.

Gotta go. I'm writing a new short story about an obsessive boy. More info later.

Alice
xoxo