Monday, September 7, 2009

Bad Girl Blogging, on Coke

Hi:
Bad girl blogging, authentic and unapologetic: Since I'm in a hurry, going to call this microblogging while you, the reader, gets to have FUN figuring out what Im talking about.
Snippet #1: came home last night to find my mom had rearranged my entire room and frustratedly moved 1/2 of my crap to another room. So lame, moms.

Snippet #2: The other day (Friday) I pulled into 7-11, planning on happily getting gas. a woman pulled in behind me and honked maniacally. When I came out of the store, pleased with the purchase of my Big Gulp and food , she accosted me for five minutes, asking me why I did not move my car out of the way. I told her there were other gas pumps she could have used and asked why she wanted to have the discussion at all. Near the conclusion of our lovely exchange she told me it was "not thoughtful" of me to leave my car there when she wanted to use that gas pump. WTF. And, if you speak Spanish, she was Naca and Estupida. I think that there is a plague of grouchiness sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snippet #3: Going to write a short story on a guy (Moe) who works in a bookstore. Since customers tell him all kinds of juicy information, he is constantly recommending books to them. For every problem, he has the perfect book. And his suggestions work!! I'm still formulating the short story. You just got a preview.
Peace. I'm audi 3000, G.
Love,
Alice

xoxo

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