I Am Not Sure Why I Am Writing This...

Foxy readers:

The heat is making things BLURRY. Since I do not have an exciting life of non stop fun, shopping and turning down offers from _______________(YOU PRINT AND FILL IN FAMOUS NON-REHAB and AVAILABLE ACTOR HERE) I have to blog about this:
The awkward line moment:
I was in line at the:


when all of a sudden! there was a large, bordering on obese woman in front of me in a motorized scooter and with an oxygen tank.
While I did not get an excellent look at the O2, I did see the oxygen was either strapped to her back or to the back of the "motorized scooter."
I was trying to bide my time looking at the many movie selections, not the least of which was "Bad Teacher"...
the "oxygen tank moviegoer", wearing a plaid shirt, was taking her sweet time... and my movie was going to start... she was probably going to run out of O2... if she did not hurry up..
So I asked the sickly moviegoer, "ma'am, are you in line, or just looking???" She responded, "I'm in line," with a huge Texas accent.
A couple of people nearby looked on in awe, seemingly not believing that I had just SPOKEN to the "oxygen mistress"...
also, I purchased a shampoo that is called "Rehab" from a store called Lush... at the register, I got drawn into a conversation with a Lush employee and felt like I had to explain why I was buying it, so I said, "I don't wash my hair enough, and it needs Rehab."

from the hottest place on earth,

Alice (n.d.h.)

Get Your Own Margarita

special ONE TIME ONLY "what's wrong with me" post:

I saw a bunch of people cheating in my class, during a really big test, the other day (the same class where we once dissected a sheep brain). I do not know what they were thinking, but I have a feeling if I were to ask them about it, they would be super casual about it.
At the time I was thinking: so much for all the studying I did. (I could have watched The Bachelorette !)
During the writing of this I am feeling annoyed, but slightly confused.... maybe I am TOO ETHICAL ??
It leaves me feeling mad, and annoyed.

i was going to post this for the fourth of July
but I did not... so, just enjoy one during fourth of July week. If you do not drink, enjoy a LEMONADE.
See her:
(I am not going to tell you who she is. You have to figure it out. See: a recent post of mine, if you like) at the American Airlines Center July 12. The AAC is in Dallas, Tx. Starts at 7 p.m. (Britney will also be there).
Also, there will be some people there that I have not heard of,

Alice
n.d.h.

Is Fry's Electronics Freaky or Friendly

hi gentle readers,
I was called for an interview (it was a cashier position) here:

The first time someone called me, she did not leave a message, I only found out it was FRY's because I called back...when I asked to reschedule my interview ( gasp ) because of a TEST, the manager I spoke to was Fried and Frazzled, and by this, I mean also rude...when I went for the interview I was told there is no such thing as "rescheduling" an interview... ALL OF THIS leaves me not fretting about their freakiness...right now they are not Fry tastic ... also, an open letter to John Fry, CEO: why only pay your cashiers $7.25 an hour ? That is too FRUGAL.
Honestly, I thought the minimum wage was $8. I should google that...

IN OTHER NEWS:

is a site that is sort of a helpful blog clearinghouse.
I found it on my friend Gloria's web site. I did not know what it was, and since then I have been meaning to post.

Also, Oreos have a new "Berry Ice cream" or something similar flavor:


I could not decide whether they looked
gross
or
delicious.

your berry berrylicious blogger,

Alice

ndh

it's just a public service

I voted in Quick! dallas fort worth's "swimsuit competition" DO NOT ASK Why. i am still clueless.
So, if you would like to vote, go here: do not pick a cheeseball or the girl who is a bikini designer
You must log in and create an account. The voting ends TOMORROW at midnight.


just so you know what it's about, here are two examples of people who are on the site: (I am just exemplifying, with cheesiness... use your best judgement as to who looks best in Lycra).
I voted for someone named Zack Istre. i did not vote for a girl...they were too cheesy. I am not being MEAN, I just could not find a good one.

well, you get the idea. do not hate me for being the blogger.

Alice
(n d h)

back to supply you with random, needless thoughts

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Have You Checked Your Blood Pressure Lately? Disclaimer: This is Kind of Gross

The other day I was in Anatomy class.

The professor had dissected part of a sheep brain and left it on the table for us to look at while he was speaking.

The specimen was a few inches from me. I just kept thinking that it was such an awkward feeling moment. But, it was not a moment, it was about 2 hours. Then I was thinking:

welcome to anatomy class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For lack of much time and because I am a Lazy Blogger, I am just going to put up a picture and hope it takes up a lot of space.

I recently got their album (the Strokes):

Their new album came out in March. Do not ask me why I hesitated 3 months or so to buy it.

So far I have only listened to a small portion, but it's just as much frolicking fun as their past albums.

(be sure to check out the Strokes news on the right!)
While you are reading all of my past blog posts, I am going to go.
don't become INTEXTICATED

alice

Are You Beefy Cut or "BF Cut"?

Friday stuff for you:

I saw a license plate today. It said:
"B F C U T."

It was screaming itself from the back of a brown-ish Lexus or something similar. I was driving downtown.

I stared and stared, in awe. Almost crashing into the DART riders pleasantly waiting nearby.

I deduced it must mean "Beefy Cutie." However this may be wrong.

In any case, the person who was driving must think they are a huge stud... or at least a "Beefy Treat"...
It was about 5:21 p.m.


also, I just purchased nicki minaj CD. I did not even know what it was called when I went to Target... feeling silly, I asked for help and then found it.
now I can listen to her:

every day. I think this is an old picture. It is also a WEIRD picture of her. Her real name: Onika Maraj. what was wrong with that name?

ttfn,

Alice
n.d.h.

the dancers above

the dancers above....
i took this picture at The Firefly Run in Plano,TX June 4.
while it seems blurry, the dancers were actually wearing illuminated light suits.

it was after the run.

taken with a Polaroid.
Alice
& your favorite blogger

Am I Already on Your "Must Read" List ?

FRIDAY things you must note:

I noticed a man at the corner of Colorado and Lancaster in Oak Cliff (in Dallas) recently.

Despite his AMISH looking appearance, a beard and a strange hat, he spoke Spanish. He was selling a bunch of "items." However, his "store" did not have a name. (The AMISH-like man, who said his name was "Angousha," said he did not hang a sign for his store because he sold everything too quickly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)... NDH's tip: Maybe you should look for any recently stolen items here.
In a matter of a nanominute, he offered me the following items: a coffee table for $5, a large, useless mirror for $15, a box of mouthwash for $6 (this was actually a BARGAIN because it contained 6 individual bottles), and an iPAD (32 Gb's !!!!!!!!!) for either $650 or $6.50.
I checked and the usual price for an iPAD (32 Gbs) seems to be between $599 and $729. So the iPAD also appears to be a BARGAIN.

I stopped to take pictures of a cool mural nearby. "Angousha" saw me taking pictures and was pointing out other things I could take pictures of. The mural was at the bottom of an apartment complex called, I think, "Hillcrest House"... I don't know if it is some kind of Assisted Living house. I may just be making that up. There was a black woman smoking outside. She is NOT in the picture. I have passed the mural many times:

*Finally, there are 2 drama-filled girls in the class that I am taking right now... always somehow creating drama. My advice is: INFORM YOUR MAMA OF THE DRAMA. I don't think they will read this...*

I am interested in the heart... here is an image that I copied from a community college web site for future Echocardiographers... yay for this picture:


yours in Dramaland,
Alice

n.d.h.