Saturday, February 26, 2011

Hi Y'all... I Am Sick of the word Y'ALL

Hi Y'ALL:


I am so sick of the word y'all... probably because I have spent too much time in Fort Worth, TX.

Aside from the fact that it doesn't really mean anything, it is an easy way out when one does not want to say "you all."

I will do a post soon.

Be prepared for a titillating story.

Do something to help the homeless. That is my suggestion to all gentle readers. If you are not gentle, go and help a pit bull. That was a joke, Lovely Readers.

Alice
(ndh, and fan of Hints From Heloise)

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

lunch time.

Gentle Readers! :
I am going to do a post soon...

But here is my tidbit: for lunch I had a slice of pizza and a frappuccino. It was o.k.
Lately, I am always striving to have a good lunch and I seem to be constantly frustrated that it does not happen. It is like one long stream of meal non-satisfaction. And then, I went to the gas station. They had "hot dogs" outside on an advertisement but did not have any inside...The Horror. Again, we return to a long stream of meal non-satisfaction.

Be satisfied,

Alice

n.d.h.
Give love, peace, hope and luck.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

new mug look

The above is a strange picture of a mug that I have. I think it was taken in 2009.
bye,
Alice

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

untitled

Does it get your attention if I leave the blog: "untitled" ?????????????????????

Yes, I do have tricks for making you read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Exclamation mark overload.

Small item I noticed: The other day I was in class at the exciting, yet mysteriously unnamed school that I attend. I glanced toward a group of girls sitting to the left. Believe it or not...all three girls in my class (all of them either 18 or 19 or in their early 20s)had the EXACT SAME HAIR (What style was it? That is not relevant, I do not feel). I quickly looked away, though I'm not sure why.
Instead, I should have counseled them on improving their hair routine.

Restaurant Update: Apparently I missed the memo, but Taco Bell now has Salsa Verde. (For any gringos, that is simply, GREEN SAUCE). I probably will not eat very much of it when I am there. However, I was so shocked that Taco Bell now carries this Mexican treat that I stole a sauce package anyway. Thumbs up to Taco Bell for carrying more sauce options.

Time to go re-arrange my sock drawer.

Love your saucy blogger,

Alice


(The Strokes will release a new album in March, in case you were hugely wondering about this). !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That deserves exclamation marks.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Hey! Who Threw That Popcorn?

gentle readers:

Recently I was in a movie theatre at an Undisclosed location. A little while after I sat down, a couple (They were a younger couple, speaking only Spanish. The woman had a very large purse.) sat next to me. The trouble ensued when they decided to speak in regular voices throughout the whole movie. What? I thought, very disturbed. How dare they interfere with No Strings Attached, a movie I had been waiting ages to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! exclamation mark overload.

After I got tired of hearing them chit chat over the movie, I threw one kernel of popcorn at them.

But this was not effective. So, when it was getting toward the end of the movie, I threw a fistful of popcorn at them. After this, I quickly made my exit. Although I did not get to see their reaction, I am hoping that they were like, "Hey! Who threw that popcorn?" Next time I am just going to tell them, "Callate!" TRUE STORY.

I heard an announcement on 106.1 FM for a Kesha concert (it was Super Bowl related) at the Bud Light Hotel in Dallas.

Why do we have a Bud Light Hotel and where is it located???????? question mark overload. Are you supposed to drink Bud Light there?????? I am SO confused.

Well, there is more to write, but for now, goodbye.
Staying warm in my Snuggie,

Alice

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Panda Express and Expressing Myself.

GENTLE READERS:

Recently I visited Panda Express in the Galleria mall in Dallas. Upon arriving, I was perusing the offerings when the anxious girl who was working there asked if I wanted a sample. A few minutes later I decided on a sample, and she swiftly handed me the sample, like she was annoyed.
Moving on... the most enjoyable part of eating at Panda Express was watching the ice skaters while I was eating. Some were teenagers and I could tell it was Friday Night at the Mall for them. While I was watching nobody fell.

If you get a chance, please go to Lush in Northpark mall. I just discovered it the other day.

Even though it says "Hand Made Cosmetics" outside, it contains mostly soap, bath gels and beauty products. I have more, but that is all I will say right now.

Must go out into the cold and cloudiness.



Yours Truly,


Alice


I'm back ... for all the excitement of 2011

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

From Punky With Love

A tale for you: I was at the homeless shelter the other day, and a guy (the guy is in his 60s, black, and previously in jail), said that I looked like Punky Brewster (show from the 80s). I do not know if it was because of the bright scarf I was wearing.

But, I was thinking: I don't even have the pigtails!!!!!!!!

I asked the man if he watched Punky Brewster while in jail. He said, "yes, I did."

Fashion Report: I have not seen too many weird outfits lately. I did see: comfy, red slippers in Wal Mart (Why???????????????????????? Is putting on shoes that much of a difficulty???????).

I also saw open-toed sandals on one of the coldest days of the year.

Give Love, Peace, Hope and Luck,
Punky (What is she doing these days???)

Friday, January 7, 2011

Here I am, blogging on a Friday night

Yes, here I am blogging on a Friday night.

Isn't it Tragic???????????????????????????????????????? Question mark overload.

Here's a Refreshing Tale: The other day, when I asked somebody that I met what he did for a living ( a guy in his 40s at least, at a meeting ), he said, "I own a wealth management firm."

I was thinking: Did you go to wealth management school for that? I am just wondering, how do I get involved? Because it seems like it would be fun to manage other people's wealth all day. There have to be some awesome perks...

Well, if you have read the blog in the past, you know that I enjoy commenting, we shall call it, on other people's fashion choices. I have been seeing a lot of boots (all kinds of boots!!!) and long hair lately. One bank customer's hair was down to her butt. So I am wondering, are guys really into long hair?? Because I remember in high school I thought I had to have long hair because everyone else did. However, I thought that most people outgrow that peculiar stage after age 18. If it looks good on you, I understand.
But does it have to be a necessity?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Question mark overload.

Oh yeah, the boots I understand. They can be sexy, and they usually look good.

Enough: Frickin' Friday Rants.

Alice

(ndh)