A Lovely Reader and Read This For Secretive Information About Snuggies

Thank you Jay, for your comments (for all others: this is to a friend from the Creative Writing class). I take it the trucking is going well. I'm glad you are reading my blog. Keep On Truckin!!! We miss you in the class.

Right now Dallas is rainy, gray, sad-looking, and balmy mixed with cold. Makes me want to curl up with my Snuggie! Snuggies are so Delicious. I advise you to get one if you do not currently have one.
Run, Snuggie-Deprived One, Run!

Now for a reading update: I am currently reading You Shall Know Our Velocity! By Dave Eggers and Have A Little Faith By Mitch Albom. They are both well-written. Sometimes I try to read books fast and it does not work. Often for me, reading in the bathroom (while brushing my teeth) or in the car is truly productive.
There are at least four other books that I want to be reading simultaneously. But, I have shelved those on the "To Read:" list.

Well, going to go for now.
Even Though Martin Luther King Day is not until Monday, honor him by going to Birmingham, Ala. and marching or something similar.

Alice
xoxo

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Hey Lovely Readers

Hi, Lovely Readers:
Just a quick post. I went to church today. The priest many jokes. Some of them people laughed at, and some of them they did not laugh at, like they were too scared to laugh.
You will go to He** if you laugh at the priest's jokes, apparently.

Go and drink a Naked Smoothie! They are refreshing and delicious.

alice
xo

Hi Lovely Readers. Going to do another post soon.

Here's the deal:
Going to divide this blog post into 3 topics:

They are: Posting Frequency, Sleepy Drivers and No Longer North Dallas Homegirl.

P. Frequency: will do another post soon.

Sleepy Drivers: People in Dallas (and surrounding areas--Garland, TX included) drive like they are half asleep. This is a Phenomenon I've noticed for a while. All you have to do is drive around Dallas for 5 whole minutes and you will notice. If said motorists are not driving like they are asleep, then they drive like they are a combination of: half asleep and super, Fly Off the Handle Angry at the same time. My conclusion is: It is blissful driving in Dallas.
I wish I could do it forever and ever and ever. Nonstop!

No Longer N.D.H.: I am no longer North Dallas Homegirl. I moved earlier this week (so am not homegirl--get it?). The apartment is nice but small. A penthouse with an unbeatable view. Laugh Out Loud.
So, I'll keep this blog until I can think of a better name.

Well, lots more to write, gentle readers, but I'll keep it concise for now.

Tired and want to rest my weary head.

Go and read a book!!!

Alice
xoxo

Yay. Go Alice, It's Your Birthday.

Happy Birthday to Me. I'm blogging instead of doing more Urgent, high-priority tasks.

I listened to the And You Shall Know Us By The Trail Of Dead CD the other day (supposedly their newest). It was morbid, but also good. Please view: http://www.trailofdead.com They are from Austin.!!!! Keep Austin weird.

Peace. Love your brother or sister (metaphorically, not the actual bro or sis).
I'm Audi.

Alice
xoxo

For You To Ponder

Hello Readers:
Wanted to write fast: Yesterday I inquired about work at a newspaper and also at a $1 Jewlery Store. It's the Generation Y Jobseeker's Handbook: Apply Anywhere.
Go read a book.
Alice
xo

New Post And Snuggie Tale.

Hi all:

I got an amazing Snuggie. Also, a quick report: I saw the movie "Brothers" (Natalie Portman rocks. So does Jake Gyllenhall).
Also, I got my car registered with the State of Texas even though it is not due until the end of February. Yay. And got a new license plate.
Peace.
Go take a Spin class.
Alice
xo

Here You Go. I Know This Post Will Totally Jazz You.

Hi All:

The guy from 7-11 did not go to Ethiopia for 3 weeks, but he said he is still planning on going. I know this news is not that exciting but I have to write about something.

Made friends with three senior citizens this morning.

Go and read a book by Dave Eggers. You may choose A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, or you may choose another one. I must go to the library more.
I'm working on practicing good habits.

Gotta go for now.
Alice
xo

Can I get a What What!

I will do a post shortly.

Love
Alice