Hi Gentle Readers:
A question to the world, since you know everything ... How did I ever end up living in a place where it gets to be 101 degrees and 110 degrees sometimes?? And in a neighborhood with mostly retired people?? Back to the original question. How does ANYONE "end up" where they are?
Yesterday there was a guy (maybe in his early 20s with a funny haircut) putting little flyers on peoples' cars near Barnes and Noble and I asked him what the flyer was. He said it was something that would explain "The Mystery of Life!" and "Why we're all here." For a brief moment I was thinking, Phew!!!! After 32 Years, I finally get to find out! This must have been what I was waiting for all along! I read it and it contained all super-religious writings. I did not find out anything new or revealing. Bummer.
Rod Stewart is coming to concert and I do not think I will be going. I will sing Maggie May to myself.
Go discover life's mysteries. And drink a Jolt soda. I cannot think of any more funny foods!
Um, stay gentle, readers.
Gotta go ponder how I got here.
Um, bye.
Alice
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
My Next Assignment: The Palms Beer Express. Se Solicita Senoritas.
Hi Loyal, Idiosyncratic Readers (Look it up if you do not know--Quick, there's a dictionary nearby!):
There is a place called The Palms Beer Express on Northwest Highway (West Dallas), and outside they have a sign that says in BIG letters, "Se Solicita Senoritas 18 + ." This translates to "Hiring Girls 18 +."
It is not a pretty place from the outside, mind you. I am thinking of going undercover and trying to become a "senorita" just to see what it is like so I can do a story for this blog. It would be an NDH Exclusive.
Have I told you yet that this blog is composed of 100% NATURAL Ingredients?? Do not read Arianna Huffington's blog or Malcolm Gladwell's blog. You will get a greater benefit by reading my blog. Plus, your day will be brightened.
Well, have to go for now. Overheard in Mc Donald's yesterday ( A flirty old couple was sitting across from me -- they were both nicely dressed. The woman had white hair and the man had no hair. It sounded like they were on a first date):
Woman: I like your shirt.
Man: Thank you.
Woman: Did you send away for it or something?
Man: No, I don't do that!
Both of them laughed hysterically. I was laughing to myself.
Give Love, Peace, Hope and Luck. I'm Audi 3000.
Alice
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There is a place called The Palms Beer Express on Northwest Highway (West Dallas), and outside they have a sign that says in BIG letters, "Se Solicita Senoritas 18 + ." This translates to "Hiring Girls 18 +."
It is not a pretty place from the outside, mind you. I am thinking of going undercover and trying to become a "senorita" just to see what it is like so I can do a story for this blog. It would be an NDH Exclusive.
Have I told you yet that this blog is composed of 100% NATURAL Ingredients?? Do not read Arianna Huffington's blog or Malcolm Gladwell's blog. You will get a greater benefit by reading my blog. Plus, your day will be brightened.
Well, have to go for now. Overheard in Mc Donald's yesterday ( A flirty old couple was sitting across from me -- they were both nicely dressed. The woman had white hair and the man had no hair. It sounded like they were on a first date):
Woman: I like your shirt.
Man: Thank you.
Woman: Did you send away for it or something?
Man: No, I don't do that!
Both of them laughed hysterically. I was laughing to myself.
Give Love, Peace, Hope and Luck. I'm Audi 3000.
Alice
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009
You are Sucked Into Reading My Post. You Cannot Turn Away.
Hi:
I'm doing my Sly blog, aren't you glad???????
How come every leasing agent (or apartment staff member) I meet looks like a 12th grader who is trying to look like a grown-up? I am talking about the girls.
I spent an hour yesterday in Chick Fil a filling out an apartment application. This seems to be my new favorite hobby: sitting in Chick Fil A doing work or filling out applications, or calling about jobs.
Been listening to an 80s compilation CD I have. It has a good song by Pat Benatar. And other songs!!!!!!! Yay, its back to the 80s with Martha Quinn.
I have been going on facebook too much. It is not really too much, but I have chilled out the last couple of days and I'm glad I did!!!
Peace.
Stay chillaxed.
Alice
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**Sponsored by Staples, and food. **
I'm doing my Sly blog, aren't you glad???????
How come every leasing agent (or apartment staff member) I meet looks like a 12th grader who is trying to look like a grown-up? I am talking about the girls.
I spent an hour yesterday in Chick Fil a filling out an apartment application. This seems to be my new favorite hobby: sitting in Chick Fil A doing work or filling out applications, or calling about jobs.
Been listening to an 80s compilation CD I have. It has a good song by Pat Benatar. And other songs!!!!!!! Yay, its back to the 80s with Martha Quinn.
I have been going on facebook too much. It is not really too much, but I have chilled out the last couple of days and I'm glad I did!!!
Peace.
Stay chillaxed.
Alice
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**Sponsored by Staples, and food. **
Saturday, July 18, 2009
going to do a post soon.
I am going to do a post soon.
I was supposed to teach a blogging class and nobody came because it was never listed on the course schedule. OMG, how lame.
Give love, peace, hope and luck.
Alice
xo.
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Chillax. Or forever hold your Peace. (And, Speak Now!!)
I was supposed to teach a blogging class and nobody came because it was never listed on the course schedule. OMG, how lame.
Give love, peace, hope and luck.
Alice
xo.
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Chillax. Or forever hold your Peace. (And, Speak Now!!)
Monday, July 13, 2009
Target and ... You have to read to find out !!!!!!!
Hi Gentle Readers:
I am such a bargain hunter. I went to Target (Tar Jay) and got 2 pairs of sunglasses for $10. Then I had a weird check-out experience.
The Check-Out guy, Gavin, looked like somebody you would see at a motorcycle bar. This was not the only reason the checking-out experience was weird.
Lady behind me was buying a huge assortment of the "Boost" drink and a Sex and the City DVD, with the DVD case turned on its bottom side.
Super tired and tired of baking, ache-ing heat!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Alice
Your Favorite Bargain Hunter
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Go and do a Good Deed. (Not calling your mom!!!!!!!)
I am such a bargain hunter. I went to Target (Tar Jay) and got 2 pairs of sunglasses for $10. Then I had a weird check-out experience.
The Check-Out guy, Gavin, looked like somebody you would see at a motorcycle bar. This was not the only reason the checking-out experience was weird.
Lady behind me was buying a huge assortment of the "Boost" drink and a Sex and the City DVD, with the DVD case turned on its bottom side.
Super tired and tired of baking, ache-ing heat!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Alice
Your Favorite Bargain Hunter
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Go and do a Good Deed. (Not calling your mom!!!!!!!)
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Don't Do Drugs.
Hi everyone:
Nancy Reagan says: Just Say No.
Give Love, Peace, Hope and Luck.
Alice
blogging brunette bombshell ( according to me, but who cares?)
Nancy Reagan says: Just Say No.
Give Love, Peace, Hope and Luck.
Alice
blogging brunette bombshell ( according to me, but who cares?)
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Been meaning to blog for a couple of days. This is my Delicious Title!
Dear Readers:
Im Back, and always unstoppable!
I'm using apostrophes less frequently lately when I use the word "I'm." I know this is confusing but it's faster that way.
Ok just writing fast right now. Went to Tom Thumb (grocery store) yesterday to see if they were hiring (I was told, Yes, they are always hiring SMILING FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Next I had to buy some Hot Pockets, and I asked this guy that worked there to help me. I asked if he liked working there and he gave a more honest answer than I expected. He said, "It has its advantages and disadvantages. Some of the customers..." and then he rolled his eyes. When I go to the grocery store I always see grumpy people so that must be what he means.
Well, going to go for now. I am reading Unaccustomed Earth by Jhumpa Lahiri. And also a book called Guerrilla Publicity (forgot who it is by --there are 3 authors). I am hoping to get publicity for my homeless magnets.
Love yourself.
Peace and Love (I sound like a hippie but who cares?),
Alice
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Im Back, and always unstoppable!
I'm using apostrophes less frequently lately when I use the word "I'm." I know this is confusing but it's faster that way.
Ok just writing fast right now. Went to Tom Thumb (grocery store) yesterday to see if they were hiring (I was told, Yes, they are always hiring SMILING FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Next I had to buy some Hot Pockets, and I asked this guy that worked there to help me. I asked if he liked working there and he gave a more honest answer than I expected. He said, "It has its advantages and disadvantages. Some of the customers..." and then he rolled his eyes. When I go to the grocery store I always see grumpy people so that must be what he means.
Well, going to go for now. I am reading Unaccustomed Earth by Jhumpa Lahiri. And also a book called Guerrilla Publicity (forgot who it is by --there are 3 authors). I am hoping to get publicity for my homeless magnets.
Love yourself.
Peace and Love (I sound like a hippie but who cares?),
Alice
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Saturday, July 4, 2009
Who's Bad??? You're Bad. But You Already Knew That.
Dear Loyal Readers:
Who's Bad? You're Bad!
Now that I've gotten that out of the way, here is my little Tribute to Michael Jackson (Yes, it's a little late but better late than never!):
Michael, your moves were great and Stylin' and I will always remember your songs following me through different eras of my life. My sister had your Thriller album (yes, the album, not the tape or CD). I used to be in awe of your dancing. I'll do the Moonwalk for you.
Go and rent Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas if you have not seen it. It's a funny, if Bizarre, movie. Johnny Depp is awesome. Yes, I know he has a new movie out (Public Enemies - Hey, did PUBLIC ENEMY do the soundtrack for the movie?) but this movie is also good.
Props to Hunter S. Thompson, who wrote the book and lived the life that the movie (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) is based on.
Happy 4th of July,
Peace and Love,
Sweating and Loathing in Houston (Why wasn't this ever a movie title???),
Alice
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Who's Bad? You're Bad!
Now that I've gotten that out of the way, here is my little Tribute to Michael Jackson (Yes, it's a little late but better late than never!):
Michael, your moves were great and Stylin' and I will always remember your songs following me through different eras of my life. My sister had your Thriller album (yes, the album, not the tape or CD). I used to be in awe of your dancing. I'll do the Moonwalk for you.
Go and rent Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas if you have not seen it. It's a funny, if Bizarre, movie. Johnny Depp is awesome. Yes, I know he has a new movie out (Public Enemies - Hey, did PUBLIC ENEMY do the soundtrack for the movie?) but this movie is also good.
Props to Hunter S. Thompson, who wrote the book and lived the life that the movie (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) is based on.
Happy 4th of July,
Peace and Love,
Sweating and Loathing in Houston (Why wasn't this ever a movie title???),
Alice
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