Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Craigslist, And Ladies, Let's Get It Together. Do Not Look Like Your Major Plans Are A Slumber Party


I have been selling something on Craigslist.

I recall when Craigslist first came out.

What an awe-inspiring experience. You could look for jobs AND buy stuff.
It was a tiny bit ugly, but so simple.
Without going through a litany of Craigslists' troubles, and the disturbing elements, I will say that it has evolved.
There is even a segment on one of the late shows called The Best Of Craigslist.

I am astounded at some of the categories that now exist.

Sadly misguided:
Witnessed recently: polka dot pajama pants at Target, and black leggings with a long tank top! Also, halter tops that made no sense.

Ladies, let's get it together. There is no excuse for dressing like you are too lazy to think of something to wear.
Nor, for looking like you are going to a slumber party.

Now,
More Demi Lovato news: She is from Dallas, however her parents have a home listed in Colleyville, TX. I have found out she is bipolar. Not sure how I feel about it.

The End.
It's bittersweet,
Alice (North Dallas Homegirl)

Here is a photo taken downtown. I am not sure of the name of the building. I was trying to get a unique view. I believe it is at Main and Harwood.






Monday, September 24, 2012

Three Times A Day: Insane Courage

What could you do with Insane Courage 3 times a day?

I got this from an e-mail received from The Goals Guy. So, definitely not original.
But I did want to share the message.

THE END.

Thank you for reading.
Alice
north
dallas
homegirl

Saturday, September 22, 2012

TMZ, What's Hot And What's Not, And What Are You Waiting For? Watch The Mob Doctor

Hello:

I am not a big fan of TMZ. I am referring to the tv show. It is designed and executed for people with minimal attention spans. I do not need to hear what a TMZ correspondent thinks of an actor's dumb qualities five times. That is what I heard the other day.

new topic:
Now, here's a preview. Completely spontaneous, as usual! I do not even know what I am going to write.

What's Hot:

Granada Theater Wednesday Night Movies. They are free.

The Mob Doctor It's there. You might as well watch.

What's Not:
Amanda Bynes

And
Demi Lovato. (I know she is a homegirl from Dallas).

THE END. Have a nice Sunday.

Alice
truly north dallas homegirl

Thursday, September 13, 2012

"This Trick Turns Women Utterly Under Your Control", Too Much Cheese Is Not a Bad Thing, And No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

Hi and welcome,

I received a spam e-mail that stated:
"This trick turns women utterly under your control - and both of us know that chicks love to think they're in control, so the trick I'm about to share can NEVER EVER be shown to any girl you aren't using it on." A video followed which explained the trick.

What?
We chicks love to think we're in control but are too DUMB to know when we're really not in control.
Did I let the cat out of the bag about the trick?

Here is a photo taken at Richland College. It is being added for no other reason than I like it.

There were three packages of "Happy Farms" Muenster Cheese in the refrigerator today. How much cheese can one household eat?

A separate topic:
There is no such thing as a free lunch. Do not forget this.

Thank you for reading.

The End
Alice

North
Dallas
Homegirl






Saturday, September 8, 2012

Tom Thumb Mishap and "Sidewalk Social Scientist, Don't Get No Satisfaction From Your Cigarette"

Hiya!

The great cake mishap.

I visited Tom Thumb recently. It was in the evening, about 6:30 p.m.
It was my mom's birthday, and I very much wanted someone to write on the cake. Pretty much I wanted a standard Happy Birthday message.
Nobody was in the bakery area (that's acceptable, in the evening).

I went to the Deli and asked for someone who could write on a cake. The Deli employee called for assistance.
A few minutes passed, and no one came. It was long enough for me to start wondering, "where is everybody?"
Afterward, I went to the Deli once again and asked a different employee if anyone was even in the store who could write on the cake.
The short story: this employee came over to the bakery area. For some reason, he gave us the supplies, and a relative of mine, who wishes to remain anonymous, and I wrote on the cake ourselves. Who knew we could do it. I have never decorated a cake.
Here it is.

As we were walking away, a manager (I think!) who had been paged earlier, came over.
"Do you guys need some help?"
I said, "We did!" Then added, "We did it ourselves!"


A lyric from the song "11:59" by Blondie. I thought she was saying, "Sidewalk Social Scientist Don't Get No Satisfaction," however, she is actually saying:

"Sidewalk Social Scientist
Don't Get No Satisfaction From Your Cigarette"

I am including it because I like how Blondie philosophizes (By Blondie I mean Deborah Harry--even though the whole band is Blondie).
Even though she is not saying what I thought she said.

Here is an Obama button from 2008. Can you believe it?

Goodbye. Thank you for reading.
(The End).
Alice

North Dallas Homegirl

Friday, September 7, 2012

I've Got Moves You've Never Seen

I am re posting a video. It was one of the most popular posts. That is why I am re posting it. Some firefighters in Newport decided to dance to Soulja Boy in front of their fire truck.     



It is definitely one of the more popular posts.

The title is a reference to the movie My Best Friend's Wedding, in which Julia Roberts states, "I've got moves you've never seen!"

The End!

Alice
or
North
Dallas
Homegirl   

Monday, September 3, 2012

"This S*** Writes Itself" And, A Quote Vital To Your Existence

Hi:
I saw a man at the Labor Day 5k and 15k wearing this shirt.


In case you cannot read it, there is a picture of William Shakespeare with the words "This S*** Writes Itself"
I took the picture against the sun, but I had little choice because I'm not good at directing people to move when I'm taking spontaneous photos.

Before I took the picture, his wife (at least I believe that's who it was) said, "I can't believe he wears it in public." No wife, it's great.

Here is a very useful quote from R. Buckminster Fuller, an architect, inventor, systems theorist, and also an author.

"I look for what needs to be done ... After all, that's how the universe designs itself."

Here he is.


Bye, and The End.
Alice
(North
Dallas
Homegirl)