'Massage Test' at LUSH, An Ugly Dress Sighting at Northpark, And Are You Cool Enough for 5 Deuces?

I recently visited this store. I am a fan of this store, and have loved their products for a while. I still do:

On my recent trip, I asked about working there during the Christmas season. "A" (a girl) proceeded to tell me about their new massage bars ( it is like a soap, only it is supposed to release oils or something unique as it is massaged into your skin). She gave me a lengthy arm massage as she demonstrated the massage bars, and then asked me, "now, would you feel comfortable doing the same thing on me???????????"
I said yes. However, I was actually thinking, are excellent arm-massage skills vital to working at a British Columbia-based retailer that sells high-priced soap?

It was hard to effectively massage her arm because she had a million bright tattoos of hearts, and the like. After the 'massage' she gave me a very sad look... obviously she did not approve of my massage skills, meaning that obviously I am not Lush material.
While only minorly scarring, I am sure the whole thing was slightly uncomfortable for anyone watching.

Part II...
I visited the "new" H and M, which contained a flurry of obssessive shoppers, and rude cashiers.

Part 3:
Also at Northpark, I witnessed a woman walking out of Urban Outfitters, possibly with her boyfriend, wearing an unattractive blue dress. The dress was weirdly ordered and partially open in the back, revealing part of her lower back. Kind of similar to: an odd beach cover up. The dress was only slightly showing her back, but I think she really wanted to be wearing a dress like this:


Part 4:
Can You Get Into 5 Deuces?...
Apparently there is a new club opening in Dallas called "5 Deuces." However, the way it is written is "Deu5h." Whatever that means.

You may view a portion of their site, which explains how to get in: do not go to this cheesy club.
Once you visit the site, you will further understand that: not only do they have a strange, dare I say "slutty-looking" model on their web site (which is supposed to make you WANT to go to the club), but any interested candidates are required to send a "photo/bio" in order to be considered a 5 Deuces partygoer. What kind of a "bio"?? I have a feeling they don't care if you went to Harvard.

When I called 786-529-Club, I heard an advisement to leave a message if one is having trouble with their "code."

After that, a man with a very scary voice advises innocent callers, "You Will Not Get Into The Club This Way!!!!!!!!!!!! Please go to the web site."

Darn.
Keep listening to whatever u like,
Yours Truly,

Alice

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Useless Photo Of Kenny Loggins

(More to come on a recent trip to Northpark Mall SOON...)

A USELESS PHOTO of KENNY LOGGINS


(I do not own this album!)

Bathroom Art of the Night, which sparked the useless photo of Kenny Loggins:

I was at EntertainMART tonight, perusing the vinyl area. When I stopped in the bathroom (yes, they do have bathrooms there), there was a large image of DAVID BOWIE on the wall. It was inside the stall.
Not only was there a transfixing image of D. Bowie, but some person or employee had, in a frolic-y way, pasted these words onto the Glam rocker's lips:

"Who Dat?
Who Dat?
Who Dat?
Kenny Loggins!"

I wonder, was the employee or jokester just thinking of Kenny Loggins, or... was it KENNY LOGGINS himself who posted the mischievous words.

Just for more "Good" times, here is a:

USELESS PICTURE OF DAVID BOWIE


yours in EntertainMART heaven,

Alice
n.d.h.
My car does NOT have a sticker that says : "Don't Let The Car Fool You. My Real Treasure Is In Heaven"

A Useless Skateboarder Picture...July 2011

A Useless Skateboarder Picture


Taken in Ensenada, Baja California. July 2011

Both of these skateboarders were trying to skate down some steps at an outdoor mall.

They were glad to have their picture taken.

After I took their picture, they asked me what I did, and if I was a student.

I said yes.

Continue to check out "The Magnet Project"... a project to help the homeless...the link to the facebook page is located on this page.
Alice
n.d.h.

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Before You Retire To Bed, Catch Up On All My Old Posts

Answering a question from The Mailbag today,
The questions was, "Alice, where do you get all of your images of musicians when they were younger?"
A: Jay: I get most of my images from here, google don't doodle.

As you will soon find, you may google pathetic pictures of almost anybody on here.

Very enjoyable.

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I will magically appear soon with...

scintillating

words,
Alice

the original n.d.h. (do not ask me where this came from!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

See Kesha, Just Do Not Copy The Blue Lipstick

(I will have more soon)


Kesha ( I have heard she does not take showers, and I hope she takes one before the show...) will be in Dallas, Aug. 4 at Gexa Energy Pavilion...
Tickets on stubhub.com ranged from 58.00 to 168.00...


this photo was taken obviously in her nerdy and or "bad hair" phase... it is from Brentwood high school in California... supposedly it was taken in 1995, however Wikipedia states that she is much younger...

Go see Ke$ha Rose Sebert. Then party in your "gold Trans Am"... as it states in one of her songs.

yours truly
Alice

(NDH)